Glozell Dissects Willow Smith’s ‘Whip My Hair,’ Writes ‘Brush My Teeth’

November 8th, 2010 // 13 Comments

If you don’t subscribe to Glozell’s Youtube channel then may God have mercy on your soul. You need that shizz in your life. Seriously.

When I saw that The Church Of Glozell had posted a video regarding the lyrics of 9-year-old Willow Smith‘s “Whip My Hair,” I knew that I would need to simultaneously put on a diaper and share it with you delightful folks.

Glozell rips into Willow and tries to understand the lyrics. Watch this amazing-ness and watch the other video about Ke$ha‘s “Tik Tok”…

On Willow:

And on Ke$ha:

By Justin Thompson
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  1. Cheliz

    This is a grown azz woman commenting on, and trying to disect a child’s video! Woman Please! I bet Willow can buy her some decent wigs(unlike the one she has on and the one on the lampshade behind her) so that she can whip her wigs! If she listened to interviews, she would know that the song is about haters (like Glozell) talking about her hair and the fact that she’ll wear it how she likes! If Glozell would take the time to clean her place, she would probably have more to do than to harass little kids!!

    • If you’ve watched any of her Youtube videos, this is Glozell’s modus operandi. She’s kind of absurd but I love her.

    • Cheliz

      Just looked at some…..she’s more IGNORANT than entertaining!

    • Tim Blake

      And YOU are clearly being ignorant yourself by commenting on something YOU know nothing about. The purpose of her videos is not to provide researched facts, it’s to make the viewers laugh and to simply state her opinion on it. Get over it or don’t comment.

  2. DeDeDina

    I wasn’t too amused until the very end, then she won me over.

  3. daws

    “What? You want me to pay my rent? Well, tell my landlord…I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!!!”

    I lol’d!

  4. adam sanders
    Commented on this photo:

    woohoo glozell!!!! i love ya girl!!!! lol i’m your #1 fan from youtube!!!!! haha

  5. jasmine
    Commented on this photo:

    hi I’m a huge fan im only 14 years old and i think you are so funny wish i could meet you one day i live here in georgia. soon i will be on youtube just lke you

  6. shannon and asma xx
    Commented on this photo:

    hey glozeell, we love you soo much! espically the ‘ Is that your breath or did you just fart? ‘ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  7. shannon and asma xx
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey glozell its Asma From London i watch all your episodes on how you interpret songs i am a big fan and would like you to do a song called i’ll be in the Sky by BOB please Thank you Xxx

  8. asma
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey glozell its Asma From London i watch all your episodes on how you interpret songs i am a big fan and would like you to do a song called i’ll be in the Sky by BOB please Thank you Xxx

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