Gloria Allred Can Be Scary

August 6th, 2007 // 4 Comments

A nervous Eddie Murphy has officially owned up to being the father of Scary Spice’s baby. That press conference Hags #1 and #2 held the other day probably made him put down his “Chicks With Dicks” magazine and take note. Gloria Allred is a crusty vulture and she will bleed you like a Victorian-era leech treatment!

In an atypically forthcoming statement released by usually reticent spokesman Arnold Robinson, Murphy “acknowledges paternity of the child Angel and has paid child support to Ms. Brown, as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy.”

“Eddie Murphy always has and will continue to honor his responsibilities as a father.”

Did he pay AFTER the fact? Because those ladies made it sound like he hadn’t lifted a finger before then. The spokesperson also disputed Mel B.’s claim that Angel Iris Murphy Brown was a planned pregnancy. Not so, says Eddie’s camp. Gloria Allred has said that Eddie has not indicated if he’s going to visit the baby or not. He’s not going to come anywhere near that baby if your broomstick is parked out front, Hagatha!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Mr. T

    Allred is a celebrity ambulance chaser.

  2. Molls

    What’s with the overuse of “hag” today?

  3. Sarah

    Good for Mel B.!!! Eddie Murphy deserved to get his ass publicly scorned by this “hag” for that nonsense. He has always “honored his responsibilities as a father”? Yeah right!

  4. JennLynn

    Why is she a vulture for trying to make this asshat take responsibility for his child? Everyone hates lawyers until they need one.

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