Gloria Allred Can Be Scary

A nervous Eddie Murphy has officially owned up to being the father of Scary Spice’s baby. That press conference Hags #1 and #2 held the other day probably made him put down his “Chicks With Dicks” magazine and take note. Gloria Allred is a crusty vulture and she will bleed you like a Victorian-era leech treatment!

In an atypically forthcoming statement released by usually reticent spokesman Arnold Robinson, Murphy “acknowledges paternity of the child Angel and has paid child support to Ms. Brown, as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy.”

“Eddie Murphy always has and will continue to honor his responsibilities as a father.”

Did he pay AFTER the fact? Because those ladies made it sound like he hadn’t lifted a finger before then. The spokesperson also disputed Mel B.’s claim that Angel Iris Murphy Brown was a planned pregnancy. Not so, says Eddie’s camp. Gloria Allred has said that Eddie has not indicated if he’s going to visit the baby or not. He’s not going to come anywhere near that baby if your broomstick is parked out front, Hagatha!

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