Glamour On Wheels

The ravishing Miss Elizabeth Taylor and her white diamonds celebrated her 75th birthday in Las Vegas. I loved my grandmother’s, but I wish I could have had a third one, and it could have been Elizabeth Taylor. She wouldn’t have given a shit that I liked boys. She would just want a fourth for bridge, and we could try on all her jewelry and discuss how she stole her husband’s from other women. Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Princess Leia were present at the party, too. This is funny because Nana Taylor stole Eddie Fisher, Debbie’s then husband and Carrie’s Dad back in the dark ages and married his ass. Talk about forgiveness on Debbie’s part. I’d be putting ground glass in her salad.

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Find out which celebs attended Elizabeth Taylor’s birthday bash in Vegas after the jump.

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