Gisele Bundchen is One Rich Beeotch

As if being genetically blessed weren’t enough, Gisele Bundchen can now boast that she’s also the richest maiden in the land. The Brazilian supermodel came in at number one on Forbes.com’s 2007 list of The Top Earning Models in the World. Her earnings of $33 million dollars easily dwarfed the income of her second-place competitor, Kate Moss, whose $9 million dollar intake seemed comparatively paltry. With nearly 20 major contracts that she steadfastly maintains, the South American supermodel’s international fashion campaigns, including a record-making $5 million dollar a year contract with Victoria’s Secret, have made her by far the richest supermodel out there today.

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More on Gisele’s wealth after the jump.

But it’s not all angel wings and money pools for Bundchen. She might be making some serious bank, but it sounds like her relationship with Tom Brady could stand to use a little perking up. Page Six reports that the photogenic couple are cracking under the stress over the arrival of Tom’s baby, from his ex-fiancee, Bridget Moynahan. The stork is set to arrive on Friday, the same day as Giselle’s birthday. According to a spy for Page Six:

The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.

Shit, with the kind of green Gisele’s got, she could just buy herself a new Tom Brady. Or maybe two. Or hire a wacky scientist to invent a laser that magically dissolves baby mama drama upon impact. You know, whatever’s easiest to do. I’m not a scientist, people, I can’t explain the ins and outs of how this stuff works. I’m an idea woman.