Gisele Bundchen Is Not From This Planet

June 24th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

Just two months after having a baby, Gisele Bundchen was back to work posing in bikinis on white sandy beaches. But as the world’s top-paid model, I guess you do what you’ve gotta do.

Who the hell looks like that two months after having a baby? No one from this planet, I’ll tell you that! And for those of you who think she’s just airbrushed as all get out, the video after the jump will disprove those thoughts right now. So how’d she do it?

“I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week,” she said. “I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.”

While I can’t speak to it exactly, I’ve known pregnant women and on behalf of all women who’ve ever had a baby, Gisele – Fuck You.


By Justin Thompson

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