Gisele Bundchen And Other Lingerie Hoes Backstage

July 9th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Some pics have been “released” of the backstage area at last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show. These things are pretty much staged, because I don’t see anyone hurling cans of Diet Coke and cell phones at each other out of jealousy and no one is vomiting into a bucket via their finger.

And who wears this mess? Who fits into these underthings? What the hell is the typical woman who likes a slice of cake now and then to do with these genetic freaks all up in their faces?

Gisele Bundchen looks like Hitler’s idea of the Superwoman. She looks like she never sweats or goes to the bathroom. No one’s that perfect. Part of me prays that she’s a nosepicker and Tom Brady finds out.

The three straight guys who read our site should enjoy this, though. This is the only reason why my two straight brothers would ever read the website I work for. I need to send a link to them containing all this vagine.


Some pics have been “released” of the backstage area
at last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show. These things are pretty
much staged, because I don’t see anyone hurling cans of Diet Coke and
cell phones at each other out of jealousy and no one is vomiting into a
bucket via their finger.

And who wears this mess? Who fits into these underthings? What the hell
is the typical woman who likes a slice of cake now and then to do with
these genetic freaks all up in their faces?

Gisele Bundchen looks like Hitler’s idea of the Superwoman. She looks
like she never sweats or goes to the bathroom. No one’s that perfect.
Part of me prays that she’s a nosepicker and Tom Brady finds out.

The three straight guys who read our site should enjoy this, though.
This is the only reason why my two straight brothers would ever read
the website I work for. I need to send a link to them containing all
this vagine.

By J. Harvey
  1. Hobbs

    Oh my gosh, she is showing her nipple.

  2. hmm

    These look like the ones from a few years back, not this past year hmm. I’m probably completely off.

  3. lana

    victoria secrets hasnt made sexy lingerie in ages. look at that hideous pink line they have.

  4. fbenario

    You underestimate the number of your straight readers. I’m straight, and I know lots of others who read you on a daily basis. One of the high points of my day!

  5. Wicked

    No, hmmm, your right. Gisele wasn’t in the show last year. Those photos are about 3 years old.

  6. Kiki

    I work at Victoria’s Secret and these pictures are up in the store so definitely not new or being just released

  7. bebe

    the line they are wearing is from 2004-5. Kiki’s right, they used a lot of pics like these in the stores for years.

  8. Kate

    Uhm..Those photos are from a Victoria’s Secret commercial from a few years ago. It might have even been the one directed by Michael Bay, you know, back when VS was a great store and not full of slutastic tweens/teens

  9. Sam

    I actually work in the corporate office… those pics are everywhere. It’s from a photoshoot.

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