Gisele Gets Colorful For Vogue UK, Says Her Son Thinks Broccoli “Is Dessert”

I don’t really pay attention to the words that spew from Gisele Bundchen’s mouth, because a lot of it the Brazilian model may not understand herself.  Suggesting that breast-feeding be mandated to the first six months of a child’s life and referring to her stepson as her own are only a few of the verbal bombs Bundchen’s dropped in magazines.  Eh, whatever.

What I’m jazzed about are them rainbow leggings she sports on the December cover of Vogue UK.  I.  Need.  Those.  Now.  The fashion bible features a spread of Bundchen, shot by Mario Testino, in an array of different colorful looks.  Yeah, it’s a bit take-a-drop-of-acid-then-open-your-eyes, but what fun!

A few gems that Bundchen doled out in her interview about her family (via Celebitchy):

She’s tricked her kids into thinking veggies are candy: “My children, they are like white canvases.  When Benjamin eats broccoli, he thinks it’s dessert!”

On what her stepson is getting into: “Y’know, my eldest Jack, he’s gonna be starting [kung fu] this fall.”  That’s…not gonna go over well with Jack’s mom.

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Bundchen’s sisters are dead-asses compared to her: “Yeah, well, like I tell my five sisters, who don’t work at it very hard at all, whatever you put in, you get out.  I’m not afraid of working hard at anything, whatever it is.  I just always want to be the best that I can.”