Gisele Bundchen Is Once Again The World’s Highest Paid Model: Celebrity News Headlines In Six Clicks

The more you know. Here are six news headlines that you’ll want to click!

Gisele Bundchen Beats Out Miranda Kerr As World’s Highest Paid Model On Forbes List

Gisele Bundchen, otherwise known as half of one of the most beautiful couples in the world, has officially been given the title of the world’s highest paid model, according to Forbes. Forbes is about as legitimate as it gets when it comes to these kinds of numbers, but you know what else is interesting? The fact that Gisele makes SO much that the difference between her and #2 on the list, Miranda Kerr, is a LOT! Find out who much they earned on Celebrity Dirty Laundry.

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Brandy Played to an Empty South African Stadium

Well, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. This is some top tier, advanced placement, next level shit. Okay, here it is: don’t agree to be the last performance of a day-long sport and culture show, especially if your performance is a surprise. If no one knows you are coming, no one is going to wait for you. Read more on The Jane Dough.

Get Ready to Fall in Love with Richard Simmons All Over Again!

When you think of Richard Simmons, an assortment of things come to mind, but answer this: is one of them “gifted entertainer with the voice of an angel and the attitude to match”? If your answer is no, then you obviously haven’t watched the lyric video for his new song, “Hair Do.” Watch the video on Fishwrapper.

Bradley Manning Announces: “I Want To Live As A Woman Named Chelsea”

Yesterday Bradley Manning was sentenced to spend 35 years in prison for leaking classified information and documents to WikiLeaks. Today another big revelation has been made. The 25-year-old man wants to transition into becoming a woman. Read her statement on ICYDK.

Model Carré Otis Comes Clean About The Horrors Of The Industry

In the ’80s and early ’90s, Carré Otis was one of the hottest models around. She was regularly cast in shoots with the other supermodels of the day, and she dated a bunch of celebs, including Mickey Rourke (the pair were married for six years and divorced in 1998). But for all the glamour, there was also a dark side to Carré’s life. In her 2011 memoir, Beauty Disrupted [Randomly co-authored by notorious “male feminist” Hugo Schwyzer, P.S. — Amelia], she recounted how, when she was just 17, her manager and the boss of Elite models in Paris Gérald Marie raped her. Then there was drug abuse, an eating disorder, and an accidental shooting. All the while, Otis was starring in campaigns for brands like Guess and Calvin Klein. Read the whole story on The Frisky.

Halfway Well Played, Serena Williams

Her hair looks fantastic and her presence, as a whole, is so freaking foxy that I’m inclined to forgive the fact that I can see a navel divot. However, I’m not sure I can be as relaxed about the shoes, which appear crudely secured with twine from the Wild West era — like a remnant of a very kinky afternoon with Billy the Kid and his favorite fringed vest. Check out Serena’s outfit on Go Fug Yourself.