Please tell me you watched Gia Giudice‘s sing to younger sister, Milania on an episode of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey. This blessed event happened at Milania’s 5th birthday pizza party, where Caroline Manzo couldn’t hold it together while Gia sang about Milania’s “muscular legs” and resting her tired ballerina toes.
Check out a video of Gia rehearsing her smash single with vim and vigor after the jump. Notice the captive audience wrapped in a technicolored yetti coat.
“First you were one, then you were two, then you were three, then you were four, and now you are five.”
Take it home, Gia.