Get Love Advice From RHOA’s Kim Zolciak

Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak is apparently going to be writing a book about relationships, according to Lord, I hope they are kidding. This woman has clearly not a lot of good judgment when it comes to relationships. And let’s review her qualifications:

She was married for two years to Dan Toce, who is presumably the father of her two children. Then she started her relationship with “Big Poppa,” believed to be local Atlanta realtor Lee Najjar. Then she had her lesbian fling. Now she’s pregnant with 25-year-old Falcon player Kroy Biermann’s baby.

Blerg. The book will apparently be released by Farrah Gray publishing, publishing works by the greats including Flavor Flav and Shanae Hall. Would you take advice from this woman?