Get Fired Up For ‘Geordie Shore’ [VIDEO]
Oh, hurrah. MTV U.K. decided that there’s plenty of room for more ass hats. Ladies and gentlegerms, please meet the cast of Geordie Shore. They bear a striking resemblance to our Jersey Shore vermin because A) They dress like tri-state tragedies B) We can’t understand a word they say.
Meet Jay, Greg, James, Gary, Charlotte, Holly, Vicky and Sophie. They may appear all British and intriguing at first glance, but beware. Once these peeps open their mouths, you’re lost. Too late. You want to see what the hussie in the Union Jack tube top is going to do next. The Daily Mail quotes Charlotte as saying, “Girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.” Excellent!