Germany A Lot Less Tolerant Of Crazy Than America

Germany is way smarter than America. They’ve banned Tom Cruise from filming his new Hitler assassination flick “Valkyrie” because of his insane religious beliefs. Scientology drains all of my liberal tendencies for some reason and turns me into a complete facist and oppressor. I just picture gay guys making sure other gay guys stay closeted and depressed people discouraged from taking medication which could help them and undiagnosed autistic kids sitting in front of tv’s while their families ignore them and it makes it very easy.

The World War II drama focuses on a plan to assassinate Adolph Hitler, but despite the German theme,the crew will not be able to film on German bases. While they have not received official requests on the project, Harald Kammerbauer, a Defense Ministry spokesman told Reuters, Cruise’s faith is behind their decision to refuse to allow filming in the locales.

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More on Tom’s German snub after the jump.

“[Filmmakers] will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult,” Kammerbauer is quoted as saying.

Germany does not recognize the Church of Scientology as a church. According to Reuters, Berlin believes Scientology “masquerades as a religion to make money.”

Hah! Both barrels, right to the head! You know Tom’s going to train the alien Death Star on those bitches. It’s going to be Alderaan up in there all over again. Yes, I’m a geek but you are too if you get the reference.

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