Seemingly determined to end the year with bang, George Michael managed to squeeze in one last criminal offense on New Year’s Eve. Reuters has the dirt:
The singer George Michael will appear before a British court in January charged with being unfit to drive, police in London said on Sunday. The 43-year-old musician, charged under his real name of Georgios Panayiotou, will appear before magistrates on January 11.
I can’t possibly imagine the shenanigans he’s got planned for 2007. The man has set the bar pretty damn high thus far. I’m expecting something involving the Queen of England, a bottle of Southern Comfort, a drunk and disorderly David Hasselhoff bound and gagged in duct tape to a metal bed frame–all in the middle of a shopping center somewhere in London.