George Michael Caught In Park Sex Tryst With 58-Year-Old Pot-Bellied Man
Geez. You can’t even go to a park for anonymous sex without the paparazzi finding out these days. Poor George Michael. Just when I thought he may be on the road to becoming scandal-free, George decides to frolic in the woods. What’s even more shocking is who he was caught with – the man above on the right. That’s so sad, George, especially when you have the hunky Kenny Goss (pictured on the right) waiting for you at home.
News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.
When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed: “I don’t believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I’ll sue!”
When confronted by our team, a shaken George desperately tried to justify his sordid secret quest for cheap, risky thrills, which friends fear is spiralling out of control and threatening his destruction.
In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: “Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!”
Then he claimed: “I’m not doing anything illegal. The police don’t even come up here any more.
“I’m a free man, I can do whatever I want. I’m not harming anyone.”
After the shock of being confronted by us, George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night — back to his world of showbiz, celebs and glitz.
Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back.
Eww. According to the paper, and an interview with George’s sex hook up, the pair did not have full on sex. So good to know.
George’s Sex Shame [News of the World]
Written by Eva Boyd