George Clooney Spreads Rumor Of Adopting Brad Pitt’s Kids

Movie star George Clooney has experienced a troubled past with the paparazzi and most recently, he lamented that credible journalism “that doesn’t seem to exist as much anymore” because “there’s so little reporting any more.” In keeping with this fake journalism, George joked to reporters, “I’m going to adopt some of Brad Pitt’s kids. I owe him a few.”

But seriously, the 48-year-old star doesn’t seem any closer to settling down. He continued with the gag by telling press, “Just having Jason [Schwartzman] here next to me makes me feel like a father. He just got married, so I feel like a grandfather.”

Well, you don’t look like a grandfather, if that’s any consolation, George.

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