George Clooney And The Case Of The Dead Body

This sounds like the opener to a great mystery, but in this case it’s real and not great.

A dead woman reportedly washed ashore near George Clooney’s Villa in Italy with her throat slit (gulp). Authorities believe the woman is originally from Easter Europe and was killed about a mile north of the villa and floated down the lake.

Meanwhile, George isn’t there. He’s in Hawaii filming The Descendants where he chatted with director Alexander Payne and did another driving scene. So far real life sounds more exciting than this movie.