George Clooney Is A Muthaf*ckin’ Pimp

April 8th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Sarah Larson remained out of sight, out of mind for George Clooney last night in London. Clooney crowned himself King Of All Famous British Trim. He was the guest of honor at a special dinner reception at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon in Covent Garden. Joining him was Matt Damon, Thandie Newton, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, Elle Macpherson, Natascha McElhone and various Cockney starf*ckers.

Did he get with Helena, too? That ho seems crazed. I can see her panty-dropping and batwings flying out. Clooney and his bitches rolled up at Bungalow 8 (so it’s a chain?) at the St. Mark’s Lane Hotel after the dinner.

“Staff had laid out their best champagne, vodka and mixers for them all to enjoy, but they were more busy chatting to really bother about getting drunk,” a source said. Well yeah, Clooney needed to keep it functional. He had a long night ahead of him. He’s probably had to hang with Renée Zellweger for so long during the Leatherheads tour that he forgot what a hot bitch looked like.

11 photos of George Clooney signing autographs for waiting fans for over ten minutes outside the Dorchester Hotel in London are after the jump.

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Photos: FlynetOnline.com

By J. Harvey
  1. Natalie

    I believe it is St. Martin’s Lane Hotel, not St. Mark’s.

  2. angie

    Hmmmm….Clooney lookin’ like he’s wantin’ him some Elle McPherson…or Matt Damon…I can’t decide which…perhaps both…but seriously, Clooney and Elle McPherson…a real model…why not? Sarah, you’re done.

  3. angie

    Hmmmm….Clooney lookin’ like he’s wantin’ him some Elle McPherson…or Matt Damon…I can’t decide which…perhaps both…but seriously, Clooney and Elle McPherson…a real model…why not? Sarah, you’re done.

  4. mookie

    Oh lordie! Elle Mc. is a total hag these days.

    He should go for that Meryl Streep-alike from Solaris. She looks boring but regal.

    Helena is all kind of crazy. I’m sure she is happy she doesn’t have to audition for jack shit now that she’s w/Tim Burton.

    Oh yeah, and “British Trim” – awesome!

  5. Me

    This annoys me. Everyone has something bad to say about Helena Bonham Carter. This article isn’t about her , yet they still got a dig in at her anyway. All she’s done is dress a little differently to most celebs, and shes labelled “crazy” and a “ho. She isn’t either of those things. She’s got a considerable amount of talent, and is really lovely and downtoearth as well. I don’t know what people want from her. And FYI, she does have to audition. Example Sweeney Todd. She had to audition for Stephen Sondheim, and last time I checked, she wasn’t with him. Tim was only the director, Sondheim did the majority of the casting.

  6. michaela

    I feel the need to say something here…. elle mcpherson is very pretty, but an actress SHE IS NOT!! I wish people would stop calling her an actress… she is awful

    and if I were a REAL actor/actress I would be insulted that they think just being pretty automatically gives you a place on the big screen!!

    same as when she first got pregnant many years ago, here in australia they were calling her “supermom”!! wtf????? she could suck as a mother, she could leave her kids with the nanny all friggin day… before she had even been a mother for a day she gets a title of supermom???

    what an insult for the REAL supermoms out there who are doing it hard

    so on a final note, stop friggin putting her in movies, she is NEVER any good at it, and its almost embarrassing to watch her try

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