George Clooney Stars In A Cleverly Cruel Norwegian Commercial [VIDEO]

George Clooney helped the universe in sending us a crystal clear message by appearing in a new commercial for Norwegian bank DNB NOR.  The message: “In Your F***** Dreams.” Well, the message stated was a bit more polite than that, but ours paints a clearer picture.  At the end of the commercial, wise words flash across the screen:

“Some people are lucky in life”

“For the rest of us, saving up can be smart

In the commercial that we’ll have on repeat for the next four weeks, Clooney arrives back in the honeymoon suite where his bewildered/speechless/disheveled bride looks can’t believe that she woke up with an ice rink on her finger, courtesy of Clooney.

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After letting her sleep, Clooney tells the wife – who is holding up her wedding dress while trying to piece together the last handful of hours –  “I like your dress.  It looks better off than on.”  Then he takes her over to the computer and shows her the most darling home for them to settle down in.  “I have been going online looking for places for us in Lillestrom…Lilly-strome?  Yeah, look at that.”  Life is so unfair.

To torture you more, check out pictures of Clooney arriving at The Descendents premiere at The Elgin during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival on September 10, 2011 in Toronto, Canada.