George Clooney: Farts, Orgasms & The Best Quotes From His ‘Rolling Stone’ Interview

George Clooney let his freak flag fly oh-so-high during a Rolling Stone interview, which hits newsstands November 11th.  The Descendants star posed for photos in the desert, flashing his signature smile and admitting that he cuts his own hair.  We read through the interview and selected some of his best quotes:

Flatulence And Genitals: The world “Johnson” gets a good giggle out of Clooney.  “Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.’ You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.”  And farts.  Who doesn’t laugh about farts?  Clooney and his buddies spend time together, breaking wind always a topic.  “We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

Georgie Boy’s First Orgasm: “I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old,” he says. “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, “‘Oh, my God, this feels great!'”

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He’s A Dude: “I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair,” Clooney explained.  “On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”  Boom.  Make this man a sandwich