Gents…Get Your Package Defined

January 6th, 2011 // Leave a Comment

Frightening, absolutely frightening. I’ve heard of butt-lifting, I’ve heard of bust-enhancing. Never in my life did I think they’d make underwear for men with a built-in flaccid penis.

Thankfully designer Andrew Christian has given the world a little extra inside of their underwear. The product description discussed the secrets of the Shock Jock Flirt Brief, which features an “Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic male features for a completely natural look.” I’m going to already disagree.

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The Cup apparently provides great support and protection and adds up to 2 inches (5 cm) onto your frontal measurement, in addition to help “protect against zipper injury.” WHAT? More importantly, where the hel

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By Justin Thompson
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