Gavin Rossdale Has It Made

This bitch is a paid stud! Here’s Gavin Rossdale playing some tennis while wife Gwen Stefani gestates their next enormous child in her overstretched belly. Then he gets to go to the London Zoo with Gwen and Kingston and he runs into an actual tennis star, Roger Federer. That dude plays in Wimbledon! (That’s tennis, right? If it doesn’t involve beefy guys, I tend not to watch.)

Seriously, people give me crap because I work from home on my couch. But this dude gets to play leisurely games of tennis and go to the zoo and watch animals in captivity hoping that someone will taunt them and get too close to the cage so they can kill them.

I need to have a failed band and meet a pop star to knock up. I can close my eyes and imagine Fatone.


This bitch is a paid stud! Here’s Gavin Rossdale playing some tennis while wife Gwen Stefani
gestates their next enormous child in her overstretched belly. Then he
gets to go to the London Zoo with Gwen and Kingston and he runs into an
actual tennis star, Roger Federer. That dude plays in Wimbledon!
(That’s tennis, right? If it doesn’t involve beefy guys, I tend not to
watch.)

Seriously, people give me crap because I work from home on my couch.
But this dude gets to play leisurely games of tennis and go to the zoo
and watch animals in captivity hoping that someone will taunt them and
get too close to the cage so they can kill them.

I need to have a failed band and meet a pop star to knock up. I can close my eyes and imagine Fatone.