Gavin Rossdale Has It Made

June 24th, 2008 // 11 Comments

This bitch is a paid stud! Here’s Gavin Rossdale playing some tennis while wife Gwen Stefani gestates their next enormous child in her overstretched belly. Then he gets to go to the London Zoo with Gwen and Kingston and he runs into an actual tennis star, Roger Federer. That dude plays in Wimbledon! (That’s tennis, right? If it doesn’t involve beefy guys, I tend not to watch.)

Seriously, people give me crap because I work from home on my couch. But this dude gets to play leisurely games of tennis and go to the zoo and watch animals in captivity hoping that someone will taunt them and get too close to the cage so they can kill them.

I need to have a failed band and meet a pop star to knock up. I can close my eyes and imagine Fatone.


This bitch is a paid stud! Here’s Gavin Rossdale playing some tennis while wife Gwen Stefani
gestates their next enormous child in her overstretched belly. Then he
gets to go to the London Zoo with Gwen and Kingston and he runs into an
actual tennis star, Roger Federer. That dude plays in Wimbledon!
(That’s tennis, right? If it doesn’t involve beefy guys, I tend not to
watch.)

Seriously, people give me crap because I work from home on my couch.
But this dude gets to play leisurely games of tennis and go to the zoo
and watch animals in captivity hoping that someone will taunt them and
get too close to the cage so they can kill them.

I need to have a failed band and meet a pop star to knock up. I can close my eyes and imagine Fatone.

By J. Harvey
  1. jo

    whoever wrote the crap should think again. idiot. do not insult your bread and butter scum bags,Gwen and kingston will turn against you.and many will follow

  2. jo

    whoever wrote the crap should think again. idiot. do not insult your bread and butter scum bags,Gwen and kingston will turn against you.and many will follow

  3. jo

    whoever wrote the crap should think again. idiot. do not insult your bread and butter scum bags,Gwen and kingston will turn against you.and many will follow

  4. jo

    whoever wrote the crap should think again. idiot. do not insult your bread and butter scum bags,Gwen and kingston will turn against you.and many will follow

  5. Zekers

    What was that Jo?

    I like Gwen’s hair, she looks great!

  6. Darlene

    Don’t talk about Gavin, he rocks!!! I think Gwen is the lucky one.

  7. say what?

    man, that is one of the cutest kids. looks so much like his daddy.

    and the daddy is a hot one!

  8. judithjetson

    First of all, that trannie gLen should be on her knees (which I’m sure she is anyway) thanking her lucky stars and Satan or whatever that she has such a hot piece of house husband ass like Gavin. Secondly, thank god or jehovah or whomever that Kingston looks like Gavin. Thirdly, let’s pray the next one looks just like Kingston.

    I’ve seen them in person and YES, Gavin is that hot. She is NOT. Very, very scary.

  9. Nan Mora

    Are you kidding me with these comments? Um were you born after 1996 or something when BUSH filled arenas and Gwen was lucky enough to sit in their tour bus??? Did you miss the screaming young girls, Gavin was a God in the 90′s and still hot. Glycerine….HELLO!!!!

  10. Nan Mora

    Are you kidding me with these comments? Um were you born after 1996 or something when BUSH filled arenas and Gwen was lucky enough to sit in their tour bus??? Did you miss the screaming young girls, Gavin was a God in the 90′s and still hot. Glycerine….HELLO!!!!

  11. Nan Mora

    Are you kidding me with these comments? Um were you born after 1996 or something when BUSH filled arenas and Gwen was lucky enough to sit in their tour bus??? Did you miss the screaming young girls, Gavin was a God in the 90′s and still hot. Glycerine….HELLO!!!!

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