Another reason to get drunk at a New Year’s party and make bad decisions with complete strangers: Lady Gaga will be making new album announcements at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve! (Unfortunately these heinous glasses she keeps getting photographed in look like they’ll also be debuting in the New Year. Barf.)
Either way, I hope my fellow wing-woman will be sober enough to find my cell phone and relay me the message Gaga plans on sending to all her Twitter monsters. We’re all assuming the announcement will be about her album release date for Born This Way, but at this point who really cares? We’re just glad Gaga is back from the dead!