Further Evidence Of Paris Hilton’s Ass Cheek Goiter

October 31st, 2005 // 13 Comments

I’m sure that it could easily be removed with a little surgery.

Paris Hilton’s ass cheek goiter [cityrag]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Anne

    what a white trash slutty skank

  2. keldawn

    perhaps it’s just a case of her ass being saggy

  3. Silasdog

    Comon, does it get any more slutty than this whore?

  4. Cynthia

    Actually, no, it really doesn’t get any sluttier than this whore. My question is, why the hell is this bitch famous? Why are people spending their hard earned money on her stupid book, movies, perfume, etc.? WHY?!? Oh yeah–there’s a sucker born every minute!

  5. Oh my God. That’s so damn disgusting. I know she’s incapable of wearing pants, but how about a skirt to cover that up?

  6. SMroxs

    Paris, sweetheart, you’re the star of a widely-viewed sex video. (Widely-viewed I’m sure for people to laugh at.) You can no longer be sexy. Not that you ever were. The mystique is gone. Now take those twiggy bird arms, that thin bird beak you call a nose, those small and unimpressive boobs and saggy butt home. People probably get herpes just from standing too close to you.

  7. Cynthia

    HAHA! That’s funny. Although, I think I just got herpes from seeing that picture!

  8. J&M

    I hear the ‘Muppets’ might launch their own reality TV series… May I suggest the Paris plays Miss Piggy?

  9. Lynn

    Don’t most people go against type when wearing a costume?

  10. bratbastid

    with all that money, you’d think she could afford a mirror…

  11. KittyLiterati

    That’s not goiter. That happens when you wear extra-tight underwear. Paris is only trying to rein in her labes, which are pretty worse for wear.

  12. Princess

    She is about as used as an old tampon!!!!!!! Nasty Tramp

  13. SexxyBecky

    That’s no goiter. What idiots. This is what happens to anyone that doesn’t exercise. Which I strongly recommend Ms. Hilton do. She may want to lay off the grass too, so not sexy to be caught with a saggy ass and smoking a joint.

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