Friday Five: J. Harvey’s Top Five

OMG TGIF and LOL and all that jazz. I’m so out of it at the moment. Has this been a difficult week? Not particularly, but I’m just one of those people who loves complaining about how long it takes for the weekend to get here, so that when it finally does, I pretty much just lay down and disappear in a puff of smoke. What does that mean? I don’t know. I think I need some coffee. In any case, your boy, J., was on point this week, teasing the ladies and making the men-folk all hot and bothered with his witty posts. And here are the five I think you should not have missed.

1. Your Britney Is Crazy Update: Britney Will Kill You – As if Britney updates weren’t strange enough, J. Harvey manages to somehow paint an even more vivid picture of our beloved crazed one than can even be imagined. And it’s on black velvet.

2. Karrine Stephans Must Have A Vagina The Size Of The Holland Tunnel – J. Harvey’s not a gynecologist, but he plays one on television. Therefore, he has credentials to make such a statement.

3. Interchangeable Reality Show Mannequins Despise Each Other – Neither J. nor I have any idea who these women are, and we prefer it to stay that way. I have enough trouble keeping all the “Flavor of Love” broads in my head!

4. Lohan Set Herself Up To Fail – From J., God love him:

When I saw that pic of her in the bikini with the alcohol bracelet on her ankle flashing the peace sign and looking snotty, that’s when I thought “she should really run for office. She could steer the country to great things”.

5. Bobby Brown Is Worried Osama Bin Laden Is After Him – The thing is that as crazy and high as Bobby might be, he might also be right, bless his drug and fear-laden heart.

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