Free At Last! GOOD GOD A-MIGHTY, FREE AT LAST!
Britney Spears has completed rehab.*applause* You go girl, with your wiffle head and your candy bar thighs! Hug the kids, hug your Moms, thank K-Fed. Rest up, then complete the album and go back to being the (uh…) best and brightest. No one’s gonna buy the virginal act anymore, though. Now’s the time for a confessional album. Maybe something called “Trashy in L.A. : The Meltdown And Resurrection of Ms. Britney Spears”. Kinda like “The Mis-Education of Lauryn Hill” except with more tattoos and Red Bull and gas station bathrooms and lesbionic clothes changes and the drunken puking of sushi.
Britney Spears has finished her nearly one-month stint in rehab and has left the facility.
Spears “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program,” her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement late Tuesday night.
A friend says the 25-year-old pop star “is doing fine.”
She’s like a badly bewigged phoenix! She might even know the kids’ names now!