March 21st, 2007 // 6 Comments


Britney Spears has completed rehab.*applause* You go girl, with your wiffle head and your candy bar thighs! Hug the kids, hug your Moms, thank K-Fed. Rest up, then complete the album and go back to being the (uh…) best and brightest. No one’s gonna buy the virginal act anymore, though. Now’s the time for a confessional album. Maybe something called “Trashy in L.A. : The Meltdown And Resurrection of Ms. Britney Spears”. Kinda like “The Mis-Education of Lauryn Hill” except with more tattoos and Red Bull and gas station bathrooms and lesbionic clothes changes and the drunken puking of sushi.

Britney Spears has finished her nearly one-month stint in rehab and has left the facility.

Spears “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program,” her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement late Tuesday night.

A friend says the 25-year-old pop star “is doing fine.”

She’s like a badly bewigged phoenix! She might even know the kids’ names now!

By J. Harvey

  1. T-Bone

    We’re pulling for you, Brit! Now keep it together!

  2. T-Bone

    We’re pulling for you, Brit! Now keep it together!

  3. Jorge

    Trashy in L.A.: The Meltdown And Resurrection of Ms. Britney Spears

    J. if she uses that title, do you get some royalties?

  4. Aw…i was sort of hoping they would have confiscated that wig and those sun-glasses….

    Oh well. Hopefully she does better post rehab than LaLohan

  5. Tine

    I can’t believe she is still wearing that fucking wig – she obviously isn’t ready to come out of there!

  6. MJK

    I’m hopin that pic was before rehab and she still doesn’t have that insane smile and crazy wig…

    She can be the cutest thing…hopefully she works things out.

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