Fred’s Penis says, hello world! Not too impressive.
[via Drunken Stepfather and Celebrity Scum]
Click too see Fred and some poor poor woman. It’s utterly boring.
Why can’t we get a Jude Law sex tape?
That was boring. . .
Just the look on his face makes me not want to see it. Gross.
Okay, when will the young ladies out there learn to NEVER, EVER let anyone film them while having sex? You just never know when that s**t will surface again. (Disregard if you’re a porn star.)
And where is the money shot???
I can’t figure out what’s the funniest thing about the tape: 1.) The bad ‘Booty’ music in the background 2.) Fred’s fat stomach everything time it enters the frame 3.) The fact that Fred probably leaked the tape himself
Whata way to start the weekend….
What is wrong with these people? The stupid girl doesn’t make him wear a condom? Lord knows how many skanks he has been with!
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Who would want to see fred durst having sex? He’s fat and ugly…
I think it’s pretty clear Fred leaked the tape himself. Let’s break it down:
1) He stops in the middle to show his face. Like to make sure you couldn’t confuse it for anyone else.
2) He says his computer was hacked and the tape stolen. Well, if you hacked into someone else’s computer wouldn’t you be looking for other stuff too. Look at Paris Hilton, when they hacked her, they posted EVERYTHING. Why would they only steal this sex tape. I’m sure there were some unreleased Limp Bizkit songs that no one cares about or other embarrassing stuff on his computer.
3) His response to the hacking. He wasn’t really angry but instead goes on about homeland security and BS like that saying how hackers make it so we have better homeland security. Uh…OK.
4) If it was a girl, it would be embarrassing. But let’s face it, for a guy, it’s like “Look at this hot chick I banged.” Guys talk about their conquests, so why would Mr. Durst be upset about this tape?
5) He now sues the websites hosting the tape. He gets to brag and tries to make money. It’s a win-win situation.
P.S. If it was me, I would at least make sure the girl enjoyed it. It looked like she was taking a nap.
P.S.S. I hope they find out the girl was a minor or something cause I hate Fred Durst.
Probably did it himself then…
does anybody know the title of the song in the background music?