Foxy Brown Now Says She Wasn’t Present For Her Own Beatdown, What?

June 25th, 2007 // 5 Comments

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Earlier, we reported that Foxy Brown was in an altercation this weekend in which a former boyfriend’s uh, lady friends beat the stuffing out of her. Apparently, this was only a “colorful story” that she told the cops. Because the cops really need a story lady in their lives. She should read them “Miss Nelson Is Missing!”.

Foxy Brown is a “colorful character” who was merely telling cops a “colorful story” when she claimed a woman mugged her at a Brooklyn housing project, the suspect’s lawyer said yesterday.

Clinton Hughes said his client Roshawn Anthony “denies these charges in their entirety.”

But, despite the fact that the hotheaded hip-hopper now denies she was even in the East New York projects when the supposed crime took place, Anthony, a stripper, was ordered held in lieu of $50,000 bond.

Foxy is already on probation herself for her beatdowns of salon workers and beauty shop supply owners. She’s a role model. These are some tasteful people. When do they do the Martha show? I want to know how Foxy and Roshawn handle it when a guest brings an unexpected extra to a dinner party or how to make napkin rings out of glitter macaroni. By the way? Hearing aid getting ripped out? Ow.

By J. Harvey
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  1. sarah

    No you did NOT just drop “Miss Nelson is Missing”?!! Loving you more and more each day Mr. Harvey.

  2. Funhoneybunn

    That is one trashy, dirty looking, spoiled, ghetto alley rat. She has treated people so horribly in the past and now karma is hitting her wear it hurts….in her big ole’Louie Vuitton handbag. That scuzzy little no talent tramp has always had delusions of grandeur. She’s not even making music anymore. She’s just running around being famouse for acting ugly.

  3. Funhoneybunn

    That is one trashy, dirty looking, spoiled, ghetto alley rat. She has treated people so horribly in the past and now karma is hitting her where it hurts….in her big ole’Louie Vuitton handbag. That scuzzy little no talent tramp has always had delusions of grandeur. She’s not even making music anymore. She’s just running around being famouse for acting ugly.

  4. Kandu

    Somebody put something hallucinatic instead of sweet and low in her lemonaide I guess.

  5. Persistent Cat

    That’s such a pretty top she has on. I’m scared of her weave dripping oil on it.

    Everything about that picture is awful. shudder

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