For The Guys: You Better Believe Your Spanx

First of all, no that guy is not Simon Cowell. Don’t worry, I was an idiot and thought it was too. But it’s not. It’s basically his doppleganger with the horribly high waisted mom jeans.

Spanx launched their line of body smocks for men and yesterday gents paraded around in London, apparently acting like the Boy Scouts and assisting folks around the city.

I can’t explain it beyond that. Please note that should you buy Spanx, they do NOT come with the red boots and matching Eyes Wide Shut mask or cape.