Flava Flav Wants Ten Kids

February 17th, 2008 // 9 Comments

I think he can do it. He may look like what happens when Gollum f*cks a gremlin but he’s got love in his heart for you, shawty. Flava Flav(!) is starting on the third season of his hit VH-1 show “Flava of Love”. But he’s allegedly going into it engaged to another broad, who has his eighth child on the way. Who are these seeing eye dog thirsty bitches who want this man in them? If I saw this man coming at me, I’d get out my shotgun and call NASA. Sources say Flav never even called season two winner Deelishis after the reunion show and he’s just doing the show for the money. Duh. His rep denies he’s engaged but confirms that an eight little Flav is on the way. The rep says “”Flav is not engaged. It’s true he’s on his eighth child but, as he’s said in the past, he’d like 10. So there’s two more to go.” Sweet jesus please us.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. lol, “flava flav is responsible for more homeless children than hurricane katrina” from his roast.

  2. A Boston Socialite

    Sweet Jesus…hasn’t he said that he is doing this show for the $$$ because he was broke? Which sorta begs the question, can this fool afford even one kid, let alone ten? I guess this is where all my tax money goes, supporting his various one parent household children whose moms are likely on welfare if he is not supporting his kids. Gee, that makes me feel all warm in side…and it’s not happy warm…more like deep abiding rage warm.

  3. Deborah

    So is that his biological clock he keeps hung around his neck?

  4. Dee Dee

    Deborah, that was the funniest thing I read all day! LOL Good one.

  5. leilah

    “If I saw this man coming at me, I’d get out my shotgun and call NASA.”

    OMG! Fallouttamychair, LMFAO!! You might just get “honorary sista” status, J. Tell ‘Reatha to kiss your ass — YOU are the the Queen!!

  6. Stewie

    Who the phuk is fornicating w/ this thing?

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  8. Zekers

    I’d like to see this guy sit down with Bill Cosby…now that would be worth watching.

  9. hoolio

    2Ha8EU hi! hooli?

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