Finally, It’s Sean Preston Federline

November 23rd, 2005 // 10 Comments

He looks slightly happier than we previously thought he would.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. netty

    Awww, what a cutie pie! I hope she treats him well and that they’re very happy!

  2. mutterhals

    Dont fool yourself, that kids lucky if he makes it to five with those two mental defectives taking care of him.

  3. King Smart Ian

    Assumedly “When Retards Breed” didn’t fit on the cover

  4. Nice timing, Britney! Way to knock Christina’s wedding off the cover!

  5. piercedink

    I’m so effing sick of these two ignorant rednecks. This is one reason why I don’t believe in god. If there WERE a god he surely wouldn’t subject an innocent baby to such unfortunate parentage. I hold out very little hope for this boy to come out of it all unscathed…..the poor kid’s already been pawned off to the highest bidder just for freaking pictures. How much money do these two think they need and how can they justify USING a newborn baby to get more? They’re truly disgusting. And nasty.

  6. Kelly

    Hahaha way to make Christina second banana once again.

  7. Joh

    Yeah, Britney may have gotten the PEOPLE cover- but Christina will always be the superior talent!

  8. ortem

    ohhh… I must admit, nice cock blocking

    though she looks far too overly airbrushed, but if I looked as blah as she did not I would have them go to town also

    and she is still married to an idiot loser… ditch him Brit-Brit

  9. Chrissy87

    Joh you truly are very stupid.

    Have you ever been to a Christina Aguilera concert? All she does is jump around like an idiot and scream at the top of her lungs.

    Also perhaps you should edcuate yourself on how many records Britney has sold and how mnay number one hits she has had compared to Christina.

    If Christina was the superior one then she would of sold more records, had more number one hits and she would be the pop princess.

  10. KittyLiterati

    Maybe Britney can now afford to purchase the Second Coming of K-Fed some mini baby UGGs after breaking bank on Cheetos, Red Bull, and bad taste in husbands.

    As if giving the poor baby the middle name “Preston” would afford him less trashy parentage.

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