Fergie Joined The Army

August 13th, 2008 // 3 Comments

The Glamour Army! God, sometimes I am so queer that I even repulse myself. Here’s sexy costume guru Fergie all suited up for meth war in some sort of military cameltoe jumpsuit and big ole’ Louis Vuitton bag. She’s in London, arriving at her hotel. And those heels are Louboutin, girls! Those don’t come cheap! You gotta work, and then werk for those shoes! This ain’t Sex and the City! Designers shoes just don’t fall from that tree that’s growing in Brooklyn. Neither do spacious and cute rent-controlled apartments. It’s “Labels or Love” for Fergie, and bitch has obviously chosen “Labels” because I don’t see Leo from All My Children around.

She also chose prostitution.

Oh, and I suspect with this photo we can put those pregnancy rumors to rest.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Fergie in the gallery!


The Glamour Army! God, sometimes I am so queer that I even repulse myself. Here’s sexy costume guru Fergie
all suited up for meth war in some sort of military cameltoe jumpsuit
and big ole’ Louis Vuitton bag. She’s in London, arriving at her hotel.
And those heels are Louboutin, girls! Those don’t come cheap! You gotta
work, and then werk for those shoes! This ain’t Sex and the City! Designers
shoes just don’t fall from that tree that’s growing in Brooklyn.
Neither do spacious and cute rent-controlled apartments
. It’s “Labels or Love” for Fergie, and bitch has obviously chosen “Labels” because I don’t see Leo from All My Children around.

She also chose prostitution.Oh, and I suspect with this photo we can put those pregnancy rumors to rest.Check out all 10+ photos of Fergie in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Jen

    I SO love Fergie! She looks so awesome.

    By the way – how in the hell do you walk in shoes like that?? I am glad she spoils herself – she has (literally) worked her a** off!!

  2. Janepitt

    Every time I see her I think of pissy pants and imagine she must smell of urine.

  3. Zekers

    Janepitt, I’m sitting laughing out loud because I was thinking the SAME thing!!!

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