Fashion Disaster of the Day: Yoko Ono

March 26th, 2007 // 10 Comments

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She just makes it way too easy. The editors have their say after the jump.

Lisa Timmons: First let me say that I thought Helena Bonham Carter had aged tremendously since I last saw her. And then I realized it was Yoko Ono, who actually looks pretty damn good for her age. And then I was hit with a FINAL REALIZATION that Helen better put the lock-down on Tim Burton cause girlfriend is looking a whole lot like his type.

No more realizations. I promise.

J. Harvey: She’s seriously on the way to Dorothy’s house to collect Toto because he bit her. Where’s the bike and the theme music?

Cara Harrington: It is hard to pick on confused old ladies. Even if Yoko Ono is my arch-nemesis. She looks like a 70 year old Elvira wannabe going to high tea with Mortisha Adams. Loose the crazy Queen mum hat and obviously you don’t need shades Yoko. Your future ain’t that bright honey.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Perez's Fired Stylist

    How is she a disaster? Because of the hat? It’s better than the anorexics that are passed off on us as great beauties. Yoko looks amazing for her age and her new CD entitled, Yes, I’m A Witch reveals a Yoko that is A-OK with herself. That’s REAL beauty is it not?

  2. Perez's Fired Stylist

    How is she a disaster? Because of the hat? It’s better than the anorexics that are passed off on us as great beauties. Yoko looks amazing for her age and her new CD entitled, Yes, I’m A Witch reveals a Yoko that is A-OK with herself. That’s REAL beauty is it not?

  3. Perez's Fired Stylist

    How is she a disaster? Because of the hat? It’s better than the anorexics that are passed off on us as great beauties. Yoko looks amazing for her age and her new CD entitled, Yes, I’m A Witch reveals a Yoko that is A-OK with herself. That’s REAL beauty is it not?

  4. lookwhaticando

    The woman is a thousand years old, what is she suppose to wear, an outfit that Britney would wear.

  5. lookwhaticando

    Perez’s Fired Stylist said
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    I agree. She looks fine. Very age appropriate.

  6. mg

    sorry, editors, I agree with the other commenters…she’s pretty rad at any age. though she does need to lose those omnipresent glasses.

  7. Perez's Fired Stylist

    Sorry for the three posts and thanks for the support from other posters. It just angers me that no one seems to honor what’s really beautiful about women. Instead we pick apart an outfit or completely ignore the fact that certain celebs have the limbs of an 8 year old. All of us are aging. I love to see great role models like Helen Mirren or Yoko. They do it with such grace.

  8. Brenda

    Um, yeah the hat is a disaster! Sorry Yoko. Who knew she had so many fans?

  9. Jesse D

    Oh it’s so wrong so wrong… must… say… it… anyway… JACKIE CHAN’S AGED QUITE A LOT SINCE I’VE LAST SEEN HIM. AND LOOK HE HAS BOOBS!!

  10. muffy

    wow! it’s bobby trendy in 50 years!!!

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