Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Traci Bingham

August 19th, 2008 // 8 Comments

This is probably one of the uglier insults I’ve had lately. I can’t believe Traci Bingham killed that thing from Monsters Inc. and then shoved her trollop hooves in it. And the dress. Christ, did Jenna Jameson have a garage sale of her shit from the early 90s? My other problem is that this bloated prostitute is from my neck of the woods. Way to represent Boston in the worst way possible, Trace. A dream is a wish your heart makes!


This is probably one of the uglier insults I’ve had lately. I can’t believe Traci Bingham killed that thing from Monsters Inc. and then shoved her trollop hooves in it. And the dress. Christ, did Jenna Jameson
have a garage sale of her shit from the early 90s? My other problem is
that this bloated prostitute is from my neck of the woods. Way to
represent Boston in the worst way possible, Trace. A dream is a wish
your heart makes!

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. Red Ginger

    I hate to judge until now. What a disaster!! What happened to ‘natural beauty’ and good taste?

  2. green cardigan

    She looks like if she slept on her back those boobies would climb up the extra two inches and choke her.

  3. 2 Old 4 This

    SHUT UP!

    I have a pink fuzzy Disney Princess phone right here on my desk at work and what does button #5 on the dial say when you push it?

    “A dream is a wish your heart makes”

    J – please tell me you have the same phone!!

  4. T-Bone

    Ugh….

  5. essie

    Traci is showing her age. How old is she now? I’m guessing 45!! Carmen Electra is from my hometown and I much prefer her over Traci. At least Carmen is still pretty . . . old, but pretty!!!

  6. Zekers

    Cookie Monster’s wet dream…

  7. Bill Cosby

    Disaster? Hardly! That dress is making my Theo leak Rudy pudding all over my rad sweatpants.

  8. Zekers

    …or (evidently) Bill Cosby’s…

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