Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Trace Cyrus

August 14th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Trace Cyrus is the half-brother of Miley Cyrus and in case you couldn’t tell, he’s totally in a band and has his own clothing line.

I’m not opposed to a bunch of tattoos on a person, but it just seems like once you’ve acquired as many as young Trace here has, you’re sort of obligated to keep the outfits and accessories fairly simple. For example, my boyfriend is completely covered in tattoos and I once caught him dancing around in his duck-print boxer shorts and all the patterns moving started giving me a headache.

Be considerate, Trace. Keep it simple. And by the way, he has the words “STAY GOLD” tattooed on his knuckles and I’m choosing to interpret this a as a show of support for Michael Phelps because I’m Olympics crazy at the moment.

Check out all the photos of Trace Cryus in the gallery.


Trace Cyrus is the half-brother of Miley Cyrus and in case you couldn’t tell, he’s totally in a band and has his own clothing line.

I’m not opposed to a bunch of tattoos on a person, but it just seems
like once you’ve acquired as many as young Trace here has, you’re sort
of obligated to keep the outfits and accessories fairly simple. For
example, my boyfriend is completely covered in tattoos and I once
caught him dancing around in his duck-print boxer shorts and all the
patterns moving started giving me a headache.

Be considerate, Trace. Keep it simple. And by the way, he has the words
“STAY GOLD” tattooed on his knuckles and I’m choosing to interpret this
a as a show of support for Michael Phelps because I’m Olympics crazy at the moment.

Check out all the photos of Trace Cryus in the gallery.

By Michael Prieve
asl

  1. Big Mouth!

    WOW! Those Cyrus kids don’t have much good luck in the mouth & teeth department. I see Miley getting homelier like her brother here, as she ages.

  2. Roth

    Mmmm…that’s hotness. Just subtract the sunglasses, the awkward hat, and good lord, the cowboy boots. I don’t know what’s up with him and the boots. These pics beat him in a vest. Most guys in sleeveless shirts are awful looking.

  3. Sandy

    Nothing special about those Cyrus kids. FUGLY!!!

  4. Joe Mahma

    Trying WAY too hard.

  5. menocu

    Wasn’t Stay Gold from The Outsiders.. I think that’s Johnny’s dying words to Ponyboy. and i believe stevie wonder wrote a song for the movie called stay gold.

  6. Karra

    menocu

    Hahaha, that’s totally true. That’s what I thought of right away, The Outsiders. Weren’t they quoting the Robert Frost poem?

    Who knows why Trace Cyrus has that on his knuckles though, maybe he just really loves Ralf Macchio or C. Thomas Howell. ;)

  7. LITD

    Billy Ray sure put out some mutated genes. I don’t know who is more unattractive Miley or Chace. Toss up!

  8. pinkrokk

    trace isn’t billy ray’s biological son.. he adopted him into the family.. trace and miley share the same mother

  9. Katie

    TRACE isn’t even Billy Rays son LITD. you must be stupid to think that. and people may say miley is prettier, but she sucks. she’s so disneyfied. shed be cool if she lost disney. but i have to give props to trace not only for venturing out there and doing things others wouldn’t do, but also for sticking up for his sister!!!

  10. Hayley

    Trace is amazingly talented! I think that he is sooo sexy!!! He is awesome on stage, and like I said he’s well… sexy!!!!

  11. Hayley

    Trace is amazingly talented! I think that he is sooo sexy!!! He is awesome on stage, and like I said he’s well… sexy!!!!

  12. Danielle

    OMJ!!! Trace is hot!! I love the Cyrus family!!! They rock! I love Trace’s tattoos and piercing!!

  13. Linsey

    I absolutly love trace, he’s very hot! well if you go for the whole tattooed and emo/scene thing. but i heard he can be a dick about things :[
    all i have to say is screw miley cryus and her lame dad.
    trace is very talented and has a wonderful voice in my opinion.

  14. nanii

    ‘Stay Gold’ is a quote from the outsiders.

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