Fashion Disaster of the Day: Tori Spelling


The editors weigh in after the jump.

Lisa Timmons: This is a special category of fashion disaster that can very easily be remedied if you pretend that Tori’s outfit doesn’t exist from the mid-shin down.

J. Harvey: Why is Donna Martin unaware of the climate? Why is she dressed like she just pulled up at the lodge? These remind me of those terrible greeting card images of what Santa Claus does in July. I don’t understand what that means but she’s a sort of rotund woman wearing warm clothing in front of a palm tree. And don’t even get me started on the 1983 carnival feather earring she’s wearing as a necklace. The smell of wine and cheap perfume! Got a ticket for a midnight train goin’ anywhereeeeeeee.