Find out what our editors have to say about the lovely Tara Reid’s outfit after the jump.
Lisa Timmons: Here’s my problem. Tara Reid has already so desensitized me with past horrible outfit selections and exposed mangled body parts that I’ve reached the point where seeing her in an ensemble that covers up her horrible plastic surgery actually makes her look decent to me. And this, even when she’s wearing ancient Greek hooker shoes, the soles of which seem to have been constructed by two completely different cobblers with opposing viewpoints on cork.
J. Harvey: Where the hell does she get off leaving her house looking like Charlie’s Angels? Oh, and I don’t mean Jacklyn Smith-type Charlie’s Angels. I don’t even mean Kate Jackson as Sabrina-type Charlie’s Angels. I’m talking full-on the bitter end Tanya Roberts/Shelly Hack Charlie’s Angels. *shiver*
Cara Harrington: When is she going to realize that she is not a professional stripper? The dress is just a few inches short of being cute. The wedge-life heels are a disaster and just add to the “Scores” like look. Cork is not acceptable unless you are rocking peep toe pumps. She was so close to looking cute in a skanky kinda way. But the awful snake like pendant crawling between her cleavage is just a big fat no. It looks as though it is attempting to forage for beer bong resign in the crevasse of her bosom. If Athena was a dried up c-lister who was addicted to porn, plastic surgery, and looking like she just threw up from too much tequila…this would be perfect. So close Tara, so close