Fashion Disaster of the Day: Steve Van Zandt

March 28th, 2007 // 5 Comments

You have to agree with us on this one people. The editors weigh in after the jump.

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J. Harvey: How much upholstery from the 1970′s can you weave into clothes? They look like they’re on their way to a key party.

Lisa Timmons: Is there no organization that exists to avenge the murder of the innocent couches, who gave up their lives to make Steve’s jacket? PETA? Anyone?

Cara Harrington: My eyes! My eyes! This isn’t a disaster…it’s a catastrophe! It is like someone took every angle and definition of faux pas and combined it into one dreadful combination. I don’t know where to start…the teen wolf chest hair, the offensive overuse of pink, the fact that they took the idea of matching wind suits to a new level of fug or those retched boots. Steve encompasses a weird sort of combination biker/pimp from Jersey. Is that Katherine Helmond at his side?

By J. Harvey
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  1. Bell

    You guys comments are so wrong yet so funny. Off with the stylist head. I feel like I need to poke out my eyes.

  2. jason

    Sopran-NO!!!!

  3. Ace

    I don’t know what’s happening here, but it makes me feel gross. NO! Just make it stop!

  4. Those Jim Henson guys do great work. It almost looks alive.

  5. margaretta

    Curiously I feel the need to barf and bathe at the same time

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