Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Shauna Sand

September 10th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Here’s Shauna Sand exhibiting some serious poise and dignity as she makes her way to the Metropolitan Opera. Ha! I wish. Girlfriend was trolling the streets of Hollywood in an outfit constructed from the skin shed by her pet snake. That expressive Shauna is always so resourceful!

And let’s not forget the clear heels, which are Shauna’s “string of pearls.” I bet they’re a family heirloom, handed down from generations of slutty Sand women, first brought over to this country on the Mayflower.

I feel like she would really excel on Project Runway: Whore Edition. Heidi Klum, are you listening?


Here’s Shauna Sand exhibiting some serious poise and dignity as
she makes her way to the Metropolitan Opera. Ha! I wish. Girlfriend was
trolling the streets of Hollywood in an outfit constructed from the
skin shed by her pet snake. That expressive Shauna is always so resourceful!

And let’s not forget the clear heels,
which are Shauna’s “string of pearls.” I bet they’re a family heirloom,
handed down from generations of slutty Sand women, first brought over
to this country on the Mayflower.

I feel like she would really excel on Project Runway: Whore Edition. Heidi Klum, are you listening?

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. rachel

    what the fuck is up with her mouth, lips

  2. memikeyounot

    This is truly the least attractive woman I’ve seen in a long time. I feel so sorry for her and all the men who are attracted to her and others who get all botoxed and tightened. Ugh…..

  3. bitemebitch

    wtf? this bitch is so fug, those lips, all the botox, does she honestly think she’s hot?? pleeeeease!

  4. mojoman

    Holy Jeebuz on a cracker! may her kids have the strength in facing reality with a mother like her…

  5. jen

    is she even wearing shoes or is she floating?

  6. AJ

    Oh Shauna, honey, what the hell? She should try staying home a bit and being a mom. Or maybe she is out “working”. I think hookers make quite a bit in Hollywood.

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