Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Phoebe Price

I don’t know why we’re even calling this a fashion disaster. Sadly, this is the best I’ve ever seen Phoebe Price look. It’s one of her more demure looks although her face is pretty consistently disturbing.

Of course, only Phoebe could destroy a perfectly serviceable, albeit overly sparkly ensemble by fake-tanning the shit out of herself. Her sheets must be absolutely disgusting.

If I saw her walking into my house and I owned white furniture or carpeting, I’d immediately toss her orange ass out. But not before I asked her for some beauty and fashion tips–as a joke.

Click on any of the photos of Phoebe Price to see the full gallery!


I don’t know why we’re even calling this a fashion disaster. Sadly, this is the best I’ve ever seen Phoebe Price look. It’s one of her more demure looks although her face is pretty consistently disturbing.

Of course, only Phoebe could destroy a perfectly serviceable, albeit
overly sparkly ensemble by fake-tanning the shit out of herself. Her
sheets must be absolutely disgusting.

If I saw her walking into my house and I owned white furniture or carpeting, I’d immediately toss her orange ass out. But not before I asked her for some beauty and fashion tips–as a joke.Click on any of the photos of Phoebe Price to see the full gallery!