Okay. The editors have their say after the jump.
J. Harvey: How many cultural icons can this kook steal from? One day, he’s Elvis. Now he’s a boy named Sue? Christ, Madonna’s more original and that bitch is a thief!
Lisa Timmons: Nic is currently in the process of auctioning off any last shred of what he owns that used to make him appear somewhat normal.
Cara Harrington: Holla’ to all the Cash fans out there. I loves me some Johnny Cash, but Nick Cage isn’t doing the look justice. His little ribbed turtle neck and suede jacket appears to be more of transsexual farmer lost in New York. I guess that would give new meaning to, “My name is Sue, how do you do!” I feel bad for him and his bad hair plugs, hiding under that awkward Stetson hat.