Fashion Disaster of the Day: Mena Suvari

January 30th, 2007 // 3 Comments


Find out what our editors have to say about this outfit after the jump. It ain’t nice.

Lisa Timmons: For a moment, I thought that Fergie had been eaten by a cheetah and died with a shit-eating grin on her face. And then I realized it was Mena Suravi. And that made me a little sad–not much, but just a little.

J. Harvey: Umm, hmmm…stop. Now.

Cara Harrington: Whew! Where to start on this walking bit of ugly. Ladies I know that acrylic nails are easy and tempting but there is just no acceptable reason for super huge daggers. Size matters and if you can paint your family portrait or require the use of a can spray paint you have crossed the boarders of Vegas hooker. Mena Suvari is a disaster complete with giant hoop earrings circus poodles could jump through. Fur should be an understated accessory and always faux. She looks as though she wrapped herself in a rug that belongs in Scott Storch’s apartment. The shoes I don’t even know how to begin to explain all that is wrong with her attempt. It looks like she had something going with a lovely pair cream heels and then decided her ankles were to delicate and opted for a Kentucky derby look and borrowed Seabiscuit’s leg warmers.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Michelle

    Oh dear God she looks like a Jersey Mafia’s wife from the 80′s!! Think Mercedes Ruhl from Married to the Mob. Or Casino, although Sharon Stone’s character never dressed THAT bad. Ugh!

  2. Mr. Blackwell

    She’s trying to hide something. Or she’s out of her mind. There can be no other explanation for dressing that way.

  3. Kelly Rummelhart

    It’s so . . . hard . . . . to type . . . . while I’m . . . . . puking in . .. . a toilet. . . . .

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