Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Melanie Brown

My thoughts on Melanie Brown’s outfit are after the jump.

This futuristic ensemble that Space Girl (Get it? Cause she looks like she travels the universe propelled by the energy of her cleavage) Melanie Brown is wearing on the red carpet looks so weird and awkward that I can’t help but wonder if it hasn’t traveled past disastrousness into complete and utter awesomeness. Do these shiny black nodes piled atop her head look like Cinnabons coated in a high-gloss black spray paint, or am I just starving right now?