Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Kourtney Kardashian

What went into this decision? “Ok, I want to look like one of those really like, old couches? Like the kind that you might put plastic over if you were like a grandmother? You know. And I’m going to hang some costume jewelry off it. And it’s going to end in a mini-turtleneck! Because that shit is darling! And they’ll be like a chain that swings near my thighs, and it will have like a pearl that’s also an anal bead at the end! Can you do that?”


What went into this decision? “Ok, I want to look like one of those
really like, old couches? Like the kind that you might put plastic over
if you were like a grandmother? You know. And I’m going to hang some
costume jewelry off it. And it’s going to end in a mini-turtleneck!
Because that shit is darling! And they’ll be like a chain that swings
near my thighs, and it will have like a pearl that’s also an anal bead
at the end! Can you do that?”