Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Kourtney Kardashian

August 20th, 2008 // 3 Comments

What went into this decision? “Ok, I want to look like one of those really like, old couches? Like the kind that you might put plastic over if you were like a grandmother? You know. And I’m going to hang some costume jewelry off it. And it’s going to end in a mini-turtleneck! Because that shit is darling! And they’ll be like a chain that swings near my thighs, and it will have like a pearl that’s also an anal bead at the end! Can you do that?”


What went into this decision? “Ok, I want to look like one of those
really like, old couches? Like the kind that you might put plastic over
if you were like a grandmother? You know. And I’m going to hang some
costume jewelry off it. And it’s going to end in a mini-turtleneck!
Because that shit is darling! And they’ll be like a chain that swings
near my thighs, and it will have like a pearl that’s also an anal bead
at the end! Can you do that?”

By J. Harvey
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  1. lola

    Ok – now tell me why these fugly monkeys are newsworthy? They have done….._____(fill in the blank)…a crappy realty show that shows how vulgar and skanky they all are (including the mess of a ‘mother’).

    I feel for the two younger girls and the brother.

    Also – Bruce needs to stop with the plastic surgery and act like a man not some idiot that is led around and told what to do by these morons.

    UGH.

  2. lola

    Ok – now tell me why these fugly monkeys are newsworthy? They have done….._____(fill in the blank)…a crappy reality show that shows how vulgar and skanky they all are (including the mess of a ‘mother’).

    I feel for the two younger girls and the brother.

    Also – Bruce needs to stop with the plastic surgery and act like a man not some idiot that is led around and told what to do by these morons.

    UGH.

  3. mike

    Jesus… all she needs is a little Chihuahua and she’d be the other train wreck…

    Didn’t our favorite train wreck Brit Brit try to pull this look off a couple of years ago??

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