Fashion Disaster of the Day: Jessica Simpson

February 6th, 2007 // 10 Comments


What do our editors have to say about poor Jessica? Find out after the jump.

Lisa Timmons: Jessica looks downright “Fergalicious.” And I hope no one is confusing that as a compliment of some sort.

J. Harvey: I don’t need to say anything. The guy behind her on the right is saying it all for me. He’s thinking “I used to want to bang that tranny Mystic tan junkie?”.

Cara Harrington: Jessica Simpson and her collagen need to sit down with a mirror and discuss why the feel necessary. Perhaps I lack a penis and one must be able to think with the appendage in order to understand the sex appeal in this disaster. She has enough makeup to make a porn star bite their lip in disgust. With Jessica, someone needs to sit her down and explain that less is more. The belt appears to have come from Churubusco Indiana’s “Tack & Feed” wholesale farm supplies. And for once in my life I would like to see her carrying something of a slightly smaller nature. Poor girl. I almost feel sorry for her. Then I rememeber she is a size 2 with gobs of cash.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. bunni

    gross! her lips look horrible and waaaaaay too much blush girl! gawd!

  2. Melissa

    She looks like she’s trying to be the ethnic barbie.

  3. Draya

    Somewhere, Nick Lachey is thinking “I musta been delusional at the time”.

    Also, like the rest of us, going “Ewwwww”.

  4. -A

    I can’t say anything that hasn’t been said already. They say when you feel blue, change your look. But DAMN. Was she feeling Purple? That color hasn’t looked natural since the Oompa Loompas rolled that poor blueberry kid to be juiced. Although. Maybe John Mayer is into that kind of thing. He looks like a girl maybe he wants to be with a woman that looks like a man?

  5. lucie

    Looks like someone was finally overcome by the urge to punch her in the face. I can totally understand that.

    Also, it looks like she’s intent on becoming America’s answer to Jordan. All she needs now is a few more cup sizes!

  6. scobby

    Looks hawt to me WTF

  7. stop hatin’ girls..its so unattractive.

    how about it’s not a good picture. i saw a different one and i think that hair color looks fab on her.

  8. miss brown eyes

    Jessica darling…

    The Pussycat Dolls called… they want to know why someone with that smoking hot tranny body isn’t working the local corner …

    ghesh… even Fergie is a step up in appearance

  9. eating chips

    she looks like a tranny….work it ,girl!!

  10. pilsbury


    Makeup overload, as for the jeans, ewwww.

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