Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Christina DeRosa

August 18th, 2008 // 5 Comments

I don’t know who Christina DeRosa is but she’s got my vote for the Clash of the Titans musical. I want to see her ass chained to a rock as the Kraken menaces her. They seriously need something cheesier to top Xanadu and I think this biddy could pave the way. They need Medusa, and the mechanical owl, and a puffy Ursula Andress intoning “Zeus visited her as a glittering shower of gold. Visited her…and LUFFED HER!” This chick could wear that and scream “give me the eye!”

(Hopefully someone saw Clash of the Titans so they get what the hell I’m talking about…)


I don’t know who Christina DeRosa is but she’s got my vote for the Clash of the Titans musical. I want to see her ass chained to a rock as the Kraken menaces her. They seriously need something cheesier to top Xanadu and I think this biddy could pave the way. They need Medusa, and the mechanical owl, and a puffy Ursula Andress
intoning “Zeus visited her as a glittering shower of gold. Visited
her…and LUFFED HER!” This chick could wear that and scream “give me
the eye!” (Hopefully someone saw Clash of the Titans so they get what the hell I’m talking about…)

By J. Harvey
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  1. say what?

    J, Clash of the Titans is one of the greats…

    “give me the eye!”…classic!

  2. Stickler

    I’ve definitely seen Clash of the Titans! I loved the mechanical owl. :)

  3. Anne Arkham

    I’m always wary of glittering showers of gold.

  4. Mean G

    J, You never fail to make mocha come out my nose! “visited her….and LUFFED HER” hahahaha….I’m fricking crying!!

  5. stolidog

    Fagulous references.

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