Fashion Disaster of the Day: Anisha Lakhani

March 23rd, 2007 // 9 Comments


We have no idea who the hell she is, but you know why she’s here. The editors weigh in after the jump.

J. Harvey: She’s mail-order, right? That’s her “meeting her new husband” outfit? It reminds me of Holly Hunter in The Piano but more rich-bitch.

Lisa Timmons: Despite her warm, welcoming expression, Anisha Lakhani’s fashion choices are screaming, “Stay the hell away!” From her metal-plated clutch, to the black coffee filters she’s wearing on her wrists and neck, every inch of her outfit is very assertively claiming how very much she’d like you to keep your distance. I truly feel as if there’s a very friendly, outgoing woman underneath those tightly fastened high-waisted pants and awkward fur epaulets–one whose genuine smile is saying, “Please. Send help.”

Cara Harrington: Honey, all the schnapps in the world couldn’t make me like your Cruella look. The handbag is fierce though. There also appears to be something wrong with the pants. I know the high waist jean is trying to make a comeback….but lets not stray into “I Love Lucy” Fred Mertz territory. Camel toe is never acceptable.

By J. Harvey

  1. Helena

    Lol, that looks like something Tory Burch would design and wear.

  2. Tonysgirl

    Pooooor birdier who gave up their freathers for that!!!!! lol

  3. Tonysgirl

    oops, meant birdie ….lol

  4. Anisha Lakhani

    Okay, point taken. Was a tad uncomfortable that night! I am married, and may have tried too hard with the outfit. Holly Hunter, haha. Bitch, I hope not…I try to be kind to everyone. Sad to be a fashion disaster, but the nice thing with clothes is that we can shed them and always try again.

    Fun website, though. Sorry to disappoint! xxAnisha


    somewhere inside her is my cousin. Somehwere inside the good side of the force still shines, like darth.

  6. Pankaj Davessar

    Now when all my friends google my name they get to see my cousin and her horrible day, oops. Have to believe that I will come through this, just like luke.

  7. St. Jude

    I think Anisha Lakhani looks absolutely gorgeous! If anyone had been at the party you would have seen the amazingness of this outfit! Whomever these people are J. Harvey, Lisa Timmons, and Cara Harrington, I expect you shop in the discount section of Necessary Objects and work as fashion editors at the Ohio Times.
    applaud fashion innovation when you see it!

  8. Sue Miller

    Horrible. What was she thinking? Where is her waist? Probably stuck under those sagging Ds

  9. Philippa

    I actually really like the outfit. The trousers are very well fitted and the fur adds a touch of glam to it all. Well done.

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