Fashion Disaster: Kirstie Alley

April 19th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Holy frumpy disaster. Catch the Editors’ fashionable snark after the jump.

J. Harvey: I absolutely *heart* this broad. She’s pretty much the only Scientologist that gets a pass from me. In her defense, all I can say is that this outfit is like jersey sheets. Hideous but very comfortable. Though I don’t see any snowbanks around so I’m not sure what the boots are for…

Lisa: Even though Kirstie’s rocking a crazy “Northern Exposure” look here, with her layers and layers of chocolate brown, I have trouble hating because I have loved her and her crazy since she first showed up as Rebecca Howe on “Cheers,” was kicking it on “Veronica’s Closet” and then reappeared as an insane fairy-type on Pier One Imports commercials. So, I’ll just politely ask her if she wouldn’t mind changing her boots and say that we leave it at that.

Cara: Aww, she tries so hard.I really do hate to pick on her. But all I could think of when I saw this picture was “Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.” I am not sure what is going on with the mukluks that she has got going on. I am hoping this is for a movie and she is being paid like a high dollar hooker to wear those. It’s just wrong…. I know. I should give the girl a break. Perhaps she is on set of a movie in which she is kidnapped by mountain men who force bad footwear on people. I am guessing not though.

By Cara Harrington
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  1. NIK

    looks like she’s putting the weight back on…

  2. She looks like Haggar the Horrible. Goddamned viking.

  3. Mie

    I saw these pictures somewhere else and the outfit is for some TV show/movie that she is currently working on, so hate the stylist!

  4. leilah

    “Comfortable”? Hell, that outfit could be used as a sleeping bag in the combat zone for soldiers who need to move quickly when under fire!!

  5. badgy the cat

    Wild Elephant! RUN!!!!!!!!!

  6. Jinxy McDeath

    She’s lost weight, but she’s still at least a size 18. When she claims she only weighed 200lbs she was lying – she was closer to 275 at her top weight.

    She obs doesn’t care what she looks like, the shame is that she’s still an attractive woman, plus she’s really funny…

  7. mike

    Only a fashion disaster?

  8. funny chick

    I really liked her before this Jenny Craig thing. Why does she get a pass when she is obviously lying about the weight and weight loss. Jenny C. needs
    to stop her commercials, it is getting obvious that
    she never lost all the weight she claimed.

    Just be honest Kirstie!!!

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