Oh, Julia! The editors have some advice after the jump.
J. Harvey: For God’s sakes, you’re not going to fool anybody that you’re poor. And having kids is tiring but don’t throw away your womanhood. What a letdown.
Lisa: Some jealous bitch in the PTA sent Julia an invitation to helm their annual bake sale to raise funds for the marching band, but nefariously put in her hands a map to a red carpet event.
Cara: What happened to the prostitute with a heart of gold? The thigh high hookin’ boots were better than this. It looks like she is on her way to Piggly Wiggly to pick up more Tang and bananas, after stopping at a yard sale and buying a box full of Harlequin romance novels.