Where are the giant bangs and fingerless gloves? The editors discuss Hilary’s “style” after the jump…
Lisa: Lucky for her, Britney Spears is walking around wearing her clothes BACKWARDS. That’s right, the woman has a team of people working for her who are supposed to make sure that she looks decent, and her backwards-dressing sometimes slips past. I wouldn’t be shocked to find out that her cowboy boots are often on the wrong feet as well. So, when Hilary shows up somewhere looking like an a old-time hooker from Petticoat Junction, we all shrug our shoulders and say, “Well, at least her areolas are concealed.”
J.Harvey:”Tropical the island dream! All of nature wild and free! This is where I long to be! La Isla Bonita!” That’s the worst I can do, Lisa just reported on how she gave schoolkids backpacks full of food and I’m not THAT much of an ass.
Cara: I wonder if “Soft Cell” was playing in the background as Hilary walked the carpet in that. She is a cone wonder-bra away from “Madge: The Early Years.” Although this is kind of nostalgic. It makes me want to go home and have a sleep over with my friends and bust out the bedazzler and have a scrunchie making party while rocking out our slap bracelets.