Fashion Disaster: Fergie

June 19th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Fergie and fashion go together like warm beer and month old potato salad. See if the Editors have some thoughts to lend The Duchess of Fug out of the disaster house.

J.Harvey: Did she get into a fight at the incontinence clinic?

Lisa: I have to say, I’m so used to Fergie wearing such an abominable combination of strange tube socks, high-heels, short-shorts and WAY too many accessories, that this outfit actually looks like one of her better choices, as far as I can see. Sure, she’s got a bit of a camel-toe going on there, and the fact that there are suspenders (or overalls, I can’t tell here) involved confuses me, but her midriff is concealed and that makes me happy.

Cara: I don’t know which is worse…. high waist jeans with suspenders or stirrup pants. My God. There is just something wrong with the world and I blame it on Fergie. I just don’t understand the appeal she has. I bet she has blow flavored nipples or a magic weave that has managed to hypnotize us all.

By Cara Harrington

  1. All I have to say is that I hate this biatch…. She thinks she’s gonna bring up a fad of mommy pants, suspenders and Pete Doherty hats… Fergie needs to lock herself in a trunk and never come out again… or better yet, give her body to science….

  2. Carm

    Duh. Obviously ASL doesn’t understand fashion. Don’t anyONE of you read fashion rags, etc?

    Though I honestly dislike the Fergfug, those jeans are by GreyAnt and cost well over $300, all sold-out, all right?

    Get used to it people, at least for the summer, high-waisted jeans are in fashion, all right?

  3. silvarga

    Mindy called, She and Mork would like her jumpsuit back as soon as possible please…

  4. kaiserin


    Just because something costs $300 and is “sold out” does not make it attractive, or worth the money. All it means is that they’ve managed to find a bunch of suckers to buy their overpriced garbage. High-waisted pants look like crap. They can go ahead and be “in style” all they want, but I’m going to stick with clothing I like, that looks good, and is comfortable. Those hideous pants are none of those things. I wouldn’t pay 5 cents for them. Just because something is “in style” does not mean you have to wear it, nor does it mean that normal people will be wearing it. I bet if anyone here in DC wore that garbage, they’d be laughed off the streets for looking like a retard. Like the saying goes, “A fool and her money is soon parted”. Definitely applicable to any idiot who buys into such an unflattering, UGLY trend.

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